Exquisite Corpses
The cold ball lunged quickly at the water.
A frivolous horse killed a shoelace monstrously.
The woody android dilates a flute.
The perverse toenail fluffily rummaged filibustering wallspace.
The untimely clown grew eyelids inconsequentially.
The big cloud orbits love crudely.
The clever sheep drove the snow cone lovingly.
Question and Answer
What is ecstasy? An unrelenting pain in my eye.
What is under my fingernail? A reason to wake up in the morning.
What is cheese? It is the sparkle that reflects off the moon.
What is the sexual process? The deepest hole in my pocket.
What is moonshine? A cannon after it has exploded.
What is a metaphor for your life? It is a small refined tool for plucking nose hair.
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