(Editor’s note: These “narratives” were based on a process of fusing together disparate fragments of story and dialogue encountered while channel surfing. The inspiration for this project was the early Surrealist practice of wandering in and out of movies in progress, allowing the different film fragments to merge into one hybridized narrative.)
She thought to herself, what’s the matter? He was speaking in other tongues so I got ya another man on the Hallmark channel. But sometimes when we touch the honesty’s too much plus six weeks of deep conditioning ‘cause you’re worth it. It can be prevented because there’s something of Ireland in all of us, and for great vacation passages it costs less than buying from my vets office.
You can take the boy out of the jungle but if they’re upside down then who do you think you’re shovin’ yankee! It’s the scripts, LB, bad pictures, bad directors and a Dutch archeologist. Well, we haven’t found any dodo bones here and we don’t take blood for oil unless it’s 100% NATURAL. If the secret is Swiss, do you think I should go in and ask for a raise? See the truth is insanely funny because now new blistex clear advance is for snowboarding crazies. I weigh in at 2.5 tons and hear voice by space parka. Joey, I know what that bag means to you and it’s not so embarrassing as I should put a bite on them sooner than later. What are you two bumbling boobies up to now because these Monaco Adjustable beds are truly sorry.
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