Verbal Exquisite Corpses:
The superfluous rabbit yawned out the blueberries vividly.
The pointy cat squatted on the rake quickly.
The round elevator hit the hedgehog gracefully.
The ugly snowman whipped the chair loudly.
The ugly Taj Mahal ate the onion curiously.
A slimy George Washington scooped up the Washington smoothly.
The slimy socks bound the skates descriptively.
The runny jungle coughed up Tom Green soothingly.
The sexy Aunt Jemima regurgitated the fool surely.
The hallucinating ninja raced the teepee rapidly.
Question and Answer:
What is the meaning of life? The sound of teardrops falling.
What is the meaning of time? It is the smell of bleach.
What is meditation? A loose woman in your umbrella.
What is the most important quality of man? It is orange and sits quietly on a shelf.
What is a fluffy sheep? It is a means to an end.
What is a cow? An instigation of thought.
What is the easiest way to get a new car? By locking the door tightly and not letting anyone else see.
What is the height of a house? It is a tightly sealed jar.
What is Abraham Lincoln’s middle name? It is a yellow type of monster that calls himself George or Frank depending on his mood.
Where is Jimmy Hoffa buried? In Winnie the Pooh’s house.
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