Verbal Exquisite Corpses:

The bulbous toilet quizzically stepped on the red frog.

The ginormous rattlesnake excitedly flopped at the minute airplane.

The brilliant balsam fir sadly belches.

The sticky nose satirically ran with the sad handkerchief.

The smoldering cars exquisitely chortle brown plutonium.

The slow bug unluckily skated in the hot toilet bowl.

The greatest politicians hungrily spill ridiculous dictators.

The translucent dog freakishly bleeds peaceful stool.

The liquid frog coyly spits bloody terds.

The concrete water wickedly cuddles ugly ice.

Question and Answer:

What is an alligator? It is the feeling of helplessness drifting down the river towards a waterfall.

What is a fascist? It is a body bag full of joyful bliss.

What is a cowbell? It is an angry cat.

What is a chocolate mousse? It is a follicle of liquid dispersed in space.

What is an ambulance? It is a bountiful feast.

Why do tires need water? Because they have to brush the lice out with tacks every day.

Why doesn’t a snake have legs? Because it shakes violently.